Hilariously Funny Birthday Memes to Text (2024)

Social media platforms, especially Facebook, provide the easiest way to remember all your friend’s and family’s birthdays (assuming they put in the accurate day!).

Since there’s nothing I appreciate more than a good “meme dump” where everyone shares their favorite memes in the same thread, I thought I’d share my favorite funny birthday memes that I keep in my meme arsenal for the occasion!

I have over 50 of my favorite funny birthday memes ready to share with you today! Because I harvest memes like a Florida orange farmer, if there are any that I missed, share them in the comments below.

And may the targets of your funny birthday meme missiles appreciate your high-effort celebratory birthday wishes!

I mean, really – why send birthday cards or birthday cake when you can send funny birthday memes?!

My Personal Collection of The BEST Happy Birthday Funny Memes on the Internet!

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Fabulosity has no age beautiful!

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Is 40 still considered over the hill? That’s getting too close for comfort! I’m so not ready!

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Sleep? What’s that?

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As a family of 7, we’re never doing “nothing”.

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Can’t argue with that.

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**Shudder** I remember having to go to the library or praying that you had the corresponding letter book of your $2000 encyclopedia set. This one may just be my favorite funny happy birthday meme!

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I feel bad about how old I am too…

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I once made a “kitty litter” cake for a party. Bet you can’t guess what I used Tootsie Rolls for.

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That’s technically the truth.

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Glad to finally get the praise that I deserve. This happy birthday meme is perfect to share on social media!

This happy birthday funny meme comes with kisses from the president!

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Ron, don’t ever change.

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Thanks Boba Fett! I like you too.

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How’d this tradition even start?

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Always a good reason to celebrate!

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Is that character supposed to be a minion?

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I’m noticing a pattern in my funny birthday memes. A lot of them are about dying.

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Thanks Kenneth Copeland! Can we do swapsies because I’d take a jet over a happy birthday?

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Let’s talk about those glasses though…

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Considering Batman is holding a bomb, I’m not certain if this meme is truly for a friend or an enemy.

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Ouch. That’s some dark stuff there, Bruce.

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I can barely hold it now…thank you 5 kids!

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Cowbell would make a great addition to almost anything.

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I think you send this one on Facebook the day BEFORE your target’s birthday. That way, you seem so much better than any of their other friends and family because you were the first to send them a low-effort digital happy birthday funny message!

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You were also promised a paycheck, Milton.

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I wouldn’t care either if it meant I could party with Bob Ross!

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Better than being struck upon by a bullet!

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This one actually upsets me a little.

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Uh, thanks? I guess?

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Yeah, baby, I know it!

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The Bob Ross of the exercise floor.

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Honestly, it probably would have happened without all the excitement.

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These guys are hilarious! Seriously, I watched a documentary about how intelligent they are and it blew my mind. One got filmed carrying a mop to set up at an angle in a corner of its enclosure so it could use it to climb out.

That’s like some “velociraptors from Jurassic Park” level of intellect there. I’m pretty sure they’re better at puzzle-solving than I am…

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I can barely remember my own birthday.

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Can’t relate, was never as sexy as this llama.

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For my birthday, I wish I had Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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Feel special! I don’t send birthday regards to just anyone.

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I can’t put into words how much I don’t want to do that.

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I like that positive thinking!

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Birthday ruined!

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Look how far you’ve come on your birthday! Happy birthday!

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Come on Barbie, Let’s Go Party!

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That’s super relatable, LOL. Too old for Snapchat, too young for Life Alert.

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Which friend do you love to annoy the most?

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Happy birthday to a legend like you!

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I hope you enjoyed this collection of funny birthday memes! Which birthday meme was your favorite? If you didn’t find the perfect meme in this collection, don’t despair. I have so many great memes that I made a second collection of happy birthday memes too!

My husband and I really loved to send each other memes so over the years we’ve saved a ton. You might also enjoy the collection offlirty memesandsex memesthat are a great way to keep the spark alive in your marriage!

I also have a nice collection of I love you memes, funny good morning memes, and even Halloween memes and breastfeeding memes.

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Short Funny Birthday Wishes
  1. It's better to be over the hill than buried under it.
  2. Birthdays are like golfing — it's a lot more fun if you don't keep count!
  3. You aren't old, you're a classic!
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  5. Like an iPhone, you upgrade each year!
  6. Let them eat cake.
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Birthday Wishes For Friend:-
  1. Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy.
  2. May your birthday be as incredible as you are!
  3. Another trip around the sun—time to celebrate!
  4. Here's to another year of adventure, laughter, and amazing memories.
  5. Sending you lots of love on your special day!
  6. Happy birthday!
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Casual, Short And Simple Birthday Messages Are Always A Nice Touch
  1. I hope your celebration gives you many happy memories!
  2. Enjoy your special day.
  3. Have the best birthday ever!
  4. Wherever the year ahead takes you, I hope it's happy.
  5. The day is all yours — have fun!

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Creative Twists
  1. Happy day you escaped from the womb!
  2. May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
  3. Let's raise a toast to your health, and let's just keep the reasons quiet.
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  5. May your birthday be as lit as the candles on your cake.
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HBD is an acronym for Happy Birthday. It's often seen as a lazy way of messaging someone on their birthday. It's also occasionally used to mean here be dragons, referring to unexplored or dangerous territory ahead.

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Short Birthday Wishes and Messages
  • Wishing you a birthday as perfect as you are for me. ...
  • Age is just a number!
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  6. Happy Birthday to my love. ...
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  • “Happy birthday! ...
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  • “Wishing you a day as special as you are!”
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Creative Twists
  1. Happy day you escaped from the womb!
  2. May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.
  3. Let's raise a toast to your health, and let's just keep the reasons quiet.
  4. You're not getting older... just more distinguished!
  5. May your birthday be as lit as the candles on your cake.
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Touching Happy Birthday Messages
  1. Happy, happy birthday! ...
  2. Wishing you a day filled with as much love and joy as you've brought to my life.
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  4. No one in my life compares to you. ...
  5. I am beyond grateful for everything that you do for us.
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